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hanah murata shields's avatar

This is killing me. I spent a lot of last year glancing around my office and watching my desk neighbors design the packaging for these exact Shaq gummies

Jared Holst's avatar

Please congratulate them on a job well done!

Sabina Wex's avatar

Truly doing the Lord’s work on LinkedIn

Jared Holst's avatar

I've been ordained to

lanie's avatar

you may need to add a “mileage may vary” disclaimer—when I sampled these I did not get Shaq’d up!!

Jared Holst's avatar

Sometimes you just need to be in the right frame of mind

Fish King's avatar

We were Twitter pals before I called it quits awhile back. I’ve read your musings here via email over the past couple years. Today’s inspired me to create an account so that I could let you know that this one in particular whipped absolute ass. I’ll be rooting for your colon’s continued tooting through this newfound treat-emboldened courage.

Jared Holst's avatar

Brad! Thanks so much. Can't tell you how nice it is to get comments like this. I appreciate it.

Jeremy Luskin's avatar

I should have known you were using performance enhancers. You’ve become too powerful.

Jared Holst's avatar

wish i could say it weren't going to my head